About Criticizr.com (feta)

We're not BETA. We're FETA. Because we are so cheezy.

We are so beta we're alpha. We're so pre-alpha we wrapped around back to omega. Criticizr.com uses the PHP With Frickin' Laser Beams™ framework. This framework is like Ruby on Rails, except it's PHP, and it's with 21st-Century frickin'-laser-beams instead of on fragile, rusting, polluting 19th-Century rails. So there. All *SS technologies are supported: RSS, CSS, and regular old ASS. Instead of AJAX, we use COMET. This stands for Craptacular something something. (note to self: think of a funnier cleaner product to use here) We don't use Web 2.0. Web 2.0 is for sucka MC's. Instead, we use Webtastic CS! And Webalicious MX! At the same f-ing time.

The "r" in Criticizr is meant both to be post-ironic and to be bandwagon-jumping. "Bandwagon-jumping is our motto" is our motto. If you know of other bandwagons we can jump on, please Contact Us.

Criticizr.com uses the following open-source libraries:

• DataRequestor.js (LGPL)
• PHPMailer (LGPL)
• ContentFeeder (LGPL)

Criticizr.com uses royalty-free stock photography from:

• Stock.xchng